So people who know Rach and I know we take our TV seriously. Very seriously. Rach gets a little obsessed with the characters from the shows while I have other… issues. I really hate wasting time watching random TV. I think I made this discovery few years ago and decided that if I was going to watch a TV show I would commit, start from the beginning and watch every episode. Rachel on the other hand is easily sucked into any show, commercial, or really any visual stimuli. It took me a few years but Rach has slowly converted to my side. There is so much good TV that if you are going to watch something you may as well watch something you like and not random reruns or whatever. Today I am here to teach you how to watch TV, the proper way.
Step 1: Determine the shows you want to watch
I’m very selective on the shows I watch. I don’t want to watch too much of one genre. Really, 3 Law and Orders are too much. 3 CSI’s are too much. Rach really likes these types of shows so we compromised (she watched some on her own). Next, don’t commit to shows that seem unlikely to stay on the air. I get really pissed off watching a show for a season just to have it taken away from me (Firefly, Fastlane, etc). Fox is usually to blame for this. My rule of thumb, if the show is airing on Fox, wait until the first season is done. If it gets picked up for a 2nd season then obtain season 1 and watch them all. Some shows you just know won’t last very long. I have my doubts about Vanished and Jericho this year. Ratings are not great for either. My prediction is both get canned at midseason. A good place to see all the shows on the air is The Futon Critic. The futon critic is one of the best TV sites. I’ll explain in a bit.
Step 2: Don’t watch commercials
I can’t remember the last time I watched a commercial. There are a bunch of ways you can eliminate commercials. The way I recommend is to buy a PVR (personal video recorder, also called DVR). In fact if you live in Canada then you should buy a Bell PVR (bell has the most/best HD channels, time shifting, and their software is hands down the best). With PVR’s you can skip commercials really easily. If you want to watch a 60 minute show that starts at 7pm simply wait until 7:20 and start watching then. 60 minute shows only have about 44 minutes of material (30 minute shows have 22). Just think, if you cut out the commercials you have more time to watch uhh more TV.
Step 3: Don’t watch reruns
If you are going to watch a show, start from the beginning. Go rent the DVDs (sign up for zip.ca), borrow from a friend, or download the shows. I always hear people asking “Hey, is <Show> new tonight?” There are some great services to notify you when new episodes are on. I personally use http://www.myepisodes.com because it has RSS. What you do is create an account, pick all the shows you watch and then subscribe to your RSS feed that it creates. Every day it will tell you which shows are new. If you want to see shows a couple of days in advance just goto the main page and it will show you the next week or so of which shows are new. If this sounds too complicated (shame on you) then just bookmark http://www.pogdesign.co.uk/cat/. This site shows a big calendar with all the new shows airing on it.
That’s pretty much it for my TV tips. If you like to follow TV news (episode summaries etc) then check out http://www.zap2it.com/ or http://www.tv.com. If you want to see how many episodes came out in a season, when an episode aired, or other basic info on a series then check out http://www.epguides.com. And finally the mack daddy of all TV sites, http://www.thefutoncritic.com. They finally redid the site and are promising RSS soon. You can get so much information from this site: upcoming new shows, when a show premieres, daily and weekly ratings (so you can find out early if the show will get canned), a rough TV guide, and finally, they have the best TV news. If a show gets cancelled or picked up these guys will report it first.
Now what do we watch? CSI, CSI: NY, Heroes, Jericho, Lost, The Office, Studio 60 on the sunset strip, Veronica Mars, Corner Gas, Dexter, Entourage, Smith, and Justice. Rach watches Without a Trace, Cold Case, and The Amazing Race on her own and I watch Doctor Who, Prison Break, Battlestar Gallactica, Curb Your Enthusiasm, and Family Guy on my own. Shows we have on backup (when there aren’t any new episodes to watch) these shows are our queue: Grey’s Anatomy, Numb3rs, The Unit, House, The 4400, Bones, Criminal Minds, CSI: Miami and Weeds.
And one last paragraph. Which shows do I recommend? I think everyone should watch Veronica Mars (because this as close to Joss Whedon we can get), Lost (because J.J. Abrams is so awesome), CSI (because it really is as good as you hear), Dexter (because I miss Dead Like Me), Curb Your Enthusiasm (because it’s what Seinfeld would have been like if it didn’t need to be censored), and Battlestar Gallactica (because it’s the best show on TV right now).
[tags]jeffrey, rachel, tv[/tags]